After Long years, I thought of starting writing. Many friends mentioned about making my blog active. Thanks to them for giving me confidence.
Where to start with? My world is totally different now. Thought of sharing about people I crossed. We cross many Characters and only a few interesting remain in life.
2016
I met this fellow 4 years back. He is a normal kind of person. So he is one of us. He is a perfect representation of a new age middle-class fellow. Movies didn't talk about these Characters much. or they speak in a very unidimensional.
He is from Shoranur, Kerala. His father is a Farmer and a Successful Kalakaaran( Artist / Creative person). His Mom still looks very young, like his elder Sister. He is from an Agricultural background. Unfortunately, he didn't receive anything fully from his Parents. Nor his Fathers health and creativity. Nor his Mothers beauty(Soundaryam). Finally in his mid 20's he becomes an IT Engineer, got a good amount of salary, back pain and so on. He designed his life with a lot of confusions and his face always looked 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄.
I always observed him. He is very much worried about spending money lethargically. He doesn't know what he really wanted in life. Like all men, he always wanted to spend a good time with girls. He has succeeded to an extent. During those years he always drove a pathetic two-wheeler without a helmet. He buys food from a very simple food stall (Puttu, mutta curry). Sometimes he spends on Liquor. Like all men, he wanted gorgeous young women as his girlfriend. He failed on his missions.
If a girl proposes him, he always says NO after some time. He refused them if they are more intelligent than him. if they demand more from him. He was always fond of fair-skinned beauties. He holds skills to attract them initially, after that he doesn't like them, because sometimes they reject, some times he feels they are dumb. So he has some imagination about his dream girl. She cannot be more intelligent nor dump. Without fancy words, it is also a kind of male chauvinist approach!!!
ok. Coming back to the story from philosophy. Below are his impulsive strategies for owning a girlfriend. For what? To lose his virginity in his dreamt way and do some rumpy-pumpy with her.
- He drank one day and went to Railway station for proposing his ex-girlfriend. She cursed him with all bad words 🙄🙄
- He took a girl in his old bike and tried kissing her or a similar kind of action on the same bike. She protected her lips and replied, "hai you are my good friend!!! 🙄🙄
- One girl tried him and proposed him somehow. But he replied on her face "You are not my type and my dream girl looks like a Barbie, not a girl like you"🙄🙄
He always gets surprised when guys tell about their nooky adventures with multiple women and aunties. He always wondered how that was possible only for them?? From his guilt, he scolded them badly also.
Then he tried more stupid ideas, like creating fake profiles in FB and tried flirting aunties. Like all men, he dreamt Aunties and Divorced women will fall prey on the beauty of him and surrender them physically and economically!!!!. Please don't raise the Feminism flag!!. These are the inner emotions of every man at their crucial age. Sexual poverty is really high in countries like India and we are its sub-products.
2018
He changed his strategies. He moved to a new job and bought a brand new bike with Helmet. Different cities, new roads, new sights, new bike. He was really happy at those times. He uses to call me and share his happiness. I also felt a bit relaxed. He started spending some money, took some girls for an outing and Dinners. Life went smoothly for three to four months. He even went to Nepal and some road trips and exposed him to others, that he likes traveling and he is nomad
He dodged a few girls, and few girls dodged him too. Then the devil was back. He got bored and he said, girls here are dump, life is lonely and I want to come back to Kerala. A clear indication of a man suffering from testosterone. Only in India (not sure about other suffering countries), a man comes to puberty at the age of around 14 and has to wait for his first sex for the next 15 years. Till that he has to imagine his sex with his girlfriend in some filthy places like Bachelors bathroom, Uncleaned beds, Public toilets, Cinema theaters who run adult movies. Their imagination keeps on growing day by day, year by year. They thought sperms will stop coming one day, Erection will not happen if masturbates daily. Our Indian middle class, sexual poverty affected dreamers used multiple things like their sex toys. Water bottle, Mug, Hole in the bed, and so on Sometimes they even break their smartphone displays!!!!
2019
He got an offer back in Cochin and joined the company with loadzzzzzz of expectations. Misery always continues an unsatisfied man. Misery started loving him so much and it went along with him wherever he went.
His only happiness, ventilation, lying lazily is when he is with us. He never worried about anything, he got treated like a king and he was super happy when part of our gang. I treated him like my Son and others liked them seriously as a good friend. Unknowingly he found himself one day, that he can be a good friend. He started accepting our gang as it is without judgment and we gave him a huge space for him to remain as it is. Everyone wants a place like that in this world.
He sings well, performs, and mimics well, and he slowly started knowing him. His advantages and disadvantages. He started spending money for good reasons, he wanted to spend time with like-minded people, He spends his time with them and travels interstate to meet them. He becomes a charming angel in our gang.
2020 (Corona Effect)
Fate is always not very favorable for the Indian middle class. The point he started glowing, few marriage proposals came. Misery twinkled its eyes in the form of arranged marriage. His old dream girl imaginations came out furiously. He said strong YES for a girl, who is a well educated, good looking single girl in a nuclear Keralite family. Nowadays he is feeling a victory of Self-ego of attaining a beautiful Kerala girl
He wants to dwell upon Marriage life. No one knows, how happy he is going to be in the near future (We wish him though). Like all men, he may come back to us after initial excitements were over. He may talk philosophically about life, He may talk about his impulsive decisions and its thunderous results. We may discuss the same topic with couple of beers, nice kattan chayas, and beef roasts with our gang. I remember his Mother commented about the Marriage proposal "If it is a Jackfruit, we can peel it and see, whether it is good or bad, not with the Women"!!!
This story is a fiction blended with truths, gossips, and imaginations. Everyone can able to relate their Rooster adventures and Middle-class dreams with this.
See you guys soon with more spicy stories.
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